Wednesday, July 9, 2008

How Do I Beat The New Poptropica Island

not use that key ...

Warning.
As written in this post never happened, if not exactly in my mind ...


Another surreal situation, only ever happened in '$ ufficio_nella_mia_mente.

Characters:
UDMD: one of the thousand Executives
EG1: Expert # 1
EG2I GIS: GIS Expert Computer number 2 as well as professional

One Monday
Cell - zan zan zan za bom bom
zan zan zan za bom bom
(Carmina Burana, aka ringtone that I put $ Ufficio_nella_mia_mente)
IO - Dicaaaaa
UDMD - Houston we have a problem
ME - What you put there? Chechùp? Senaps? That is, what's the problem.
UDMD - Does not work anymore! We can not install ArcGasse! Key
arduer battered! Arghhh!
IO - Um ... Could you repeat that, with more time?
UDMD - We installed a new machine (a quad core ... '... ncuscenza ), we have uploaded ArcGassse above, but will not start.
IO - error What gives?
UDMD - bla bla lba Idde Idde ide ...
IO - Um, ok, so I do not understand ... we speak of presence

FFWD to Wednesday
EG1 - So, big problems with this ArcGasssse
IO - Ok, let's see what it is ...
EG2I - Does not read the key hard bla bla bla ... We have to call the company?
IO - Ok, start the ArcGassssse ...
EG1 - We need to reinstall the Sentinel, but this version
that there should not be on the cd ...
PC - Rumble rumble rumble EH! Error! Error No. 12X - Something like "key does not work"
IO - ok ...

tickle tackle Copy error, stuck on San Glogle ... Open the first result. Of course in English.

EG1 (Law on the screen) - Ah, then the error is Error Reading (reading your reading) ... Ignoring

read the page on the screen ...

I - Ah, it seems that the key we have is for 9.1 to 9.2 and now we ...

Nothing particular. I go on the website of the parent, click on "new active key, enter the number of hardware key, specifying the correct version (9.2)," click here "...
Ok, done ...

IO - Try opening again ArcGasssssse ...
PC - Rumble rumble rumble ... ta da!
PC - (note singing song-election advertising) gloogle Good thing there!

Design My Own Wrestling Attire

plo plo plotter

Practical lessons on how to lose half a day following a roll of paper: a (half) day in rolls!

Premise: I need a roll of photo paper for plotter.
Seeking a bit 'out there, and gives advice phone with friends at this renowned shop in that of Paliemmo.
is the surreal dialogue that came out ...

10:30 am
Lady - ProntoVendiamoCartaBuongiornoooo.
I - Hello. Kindly give me the price of a roll of paper bla bla ...
S. - We do not give prices over the phone ...

silence.

I - then I can send a quote via email?
S. - Yeah ..

break ...

I - I leave my address?
S. - Ah, yeah, right ... But who are you?
IO (Thinking) What cares who I am. Just gives me the price, though I like to buy, if I do not like do not buy ...
IO (Speaking) - Award Winning ABC - Allustra Balate House

break ...

I - look, leave me your email that I send an email request for quote
S. - Ok, cicciopasticcio@vendiamocarta.it

10:31 hours
I write the mail ... tickle tickle click click ... "Dear Mrs. ... bla bla bla bla bla ... ... kindly quote ... bla bla bla ... Yours sincerely Signed ING. Myself"

silence

waiting



break silence

11:30 am, call
S. - ProntoVendiamoCartaBuongiornoooo.
IO - Madam, wait a quote ...
S. - Ah, yes ... wait a minute .... Yes, come in few minutes ...
I - Look, we need to work, blah blah
S. - Sississi, do not worry

silence

mail updates

silence

F5

radio silence ...

at 12:30 pm, call
S. - ProntoVendiamoCartaBuongiornoooo.
I - I give its exact address?
S. - Who are you?
ME - the guy waiting for an estimate, which has already called twice, who twice (and for two hours) you promised a budget that still has not arrived ...
S. - By Joe Average 265.

good, I'm Joe Average on a 161, I'm in a sprint ...
A little 'hot Palermo I avoid a couple of cars I wanted to put in and then went into the shop ...

S. - Dicaaaaa
ME - Yes, I would roll bla bla bla
S. - Ah, you're the budget ...
IO - "YOU"?? alright and that I shaved!
do not know whether to feel offended or relieved that I just turned thirty and I still give you the ... boh!

A man takes charge of the thing ...
Waiting - The paper makes man a thousand other things while playing with my future roll ... In the meantime I look at the windows ... uhmmm ... a 64MB CF (one, sixty-four !)... at 25 €! Probably sell as antiques! I can already hear that the price Roll will not be ... you know ... Bassino ... The man returns
...

Little Man - This is truly beautiful, shiny, fine print, grammaturissima, heaviness, blah blah ... roll 60cm
IO - SISIS ... what is?
Omino - 155 euros
IO - Goodbye and thank you ...

Damn, two and a half hours waiting for nothing ... I'm puffing and lamendantomi ...
On the Internet I found a 55euro (90 cm !)... mah!